2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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