The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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