I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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