I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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