I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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