This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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