mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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