She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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