guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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