If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Holy shit dude........stairs
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