found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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