Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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