I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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