I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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