I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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