I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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