theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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