Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
