i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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