so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You left your underwear on the fireplace
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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