he told me I talked like a deaf person
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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