I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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