forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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