OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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