she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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