Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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