Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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