Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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