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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!

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  I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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• (916): View more from California

  she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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• (975): View more from Missouri

  At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.

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  I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.

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