Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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