I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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