I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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