I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Can you bring me the toilet please
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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