you win again, gameday.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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