I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
where are my eyebrows?
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