How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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