there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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