It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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