It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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