WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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