Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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