i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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