Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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