Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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