would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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