I want to walk on stilts...naked
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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