do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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