i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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