I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
the raccoons are back...
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