Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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