I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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