But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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