I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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