with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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