Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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